East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
She's like a pop up book from hell.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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