Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
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