haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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