my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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