I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
I'm both gender and math confused
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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