all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
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