How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Randomize
