As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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