their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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