And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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