I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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