Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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