She's JV to your varsity
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
