no. you can't hotbox the world.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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