a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
My breath smells like gin and sadness
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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