I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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