its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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