How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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