Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
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