If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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