U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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