awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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