Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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