My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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