I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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