Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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