She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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