fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
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