Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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