Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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