we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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