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penguin condom
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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