is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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