..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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