My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
so let's talk penis.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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