that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize
