you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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