I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
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