my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
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