There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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