Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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