Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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