But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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