I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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