PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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