Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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