So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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