They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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