you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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