She announced her abortion via fbk
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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