yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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