Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
My breasts were aching with rage.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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