ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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